By Chris Wright
This here is Tomas Fidra. He’s a referee. He’s also a card-carrying, paint-on-the-shirt, smells-like-a-tramp’s-beard piss artist.
Indeed, Czech police were forced to breathalyse Fidra after he showed up to the regional match between Jestrabi Lhota and Tynec-nad-Labem ‘smelling like a brewery’ and ‘unable to stand up straight’ before duly sending off three players for no apparent reason and spending most of the match sprawling on the floor.
Apparently Fidra had been out celebrating his birthday before the game and had decided to ‘rock and roll’ it instead of calling in ‘sick,