74 Responses to “Your Call: Who is the ugliest player in the Premier League?”

1. ste says:

   November 16, 2009 at 12:41 am

   benayoun is summet else, mascherano i have no idea whats up with his ugly mug, tevez is a handsome bloke tho (for a fukin burn victim!!)
2. gamebetting.co.uk says:

   November 16, 2009 at 2:43 am

   lescott looks like a klingon from star trek
3. gamebetting.co.uk says:

   November 16, 2009 at 2:44 am

   rooney is the ugliest i think
4. bwfc77 says:

   November 16, 2009 at 3:54 am

   what about luke chadwick now hes ugly
5. Dave says:

   November 16, 2009 at 8:56 am

   That donkey Vorinin is no looker either,but “faceache” Benayoun takes the title for me….Hideous.
6. I hate Arsenal says:

   November 16, 2009 at 10:15 am

   Benayoun is so hideous, Liverpool teammates pass to him but dont dare glance at him.
7. Peter says:

   November 16, 2009 at 11:29 am

   What about Carlos Tevez!
8. Justin says:

   November 16, 2009 at 1:15 pm

   bacary sagna, scholes, if not EPL player i would say schweinsteiger :D
9. Torresespana9@gmail.com says:

   November 17, 2009 at 12:36 pm

   has to be benayoun. I mean i am a Pool fan and i like him for his skills but his face is oh what the ^@^#
10. RickyWatt@gmail.com says:

    November 18, 2009 at 6:54 am

    Poor Benayoun. Looks like even a plastic surgeon cant save him.
11. mr_chopper says:

    November 18, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Luke Chadwick? What year is this?!

    Kuyt is pretty bad. Tevez looks like a melted ape. Lescott has some kind of Merrick-sized problem. What about Bullard? He looks simple.
12. Your Call: Who is the best-looking player in the Premier League? » Who Ate all the Pies says:

    November 20, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    [...] week Pies asked you to vote on the Ugliest Player in the Premier League – at the last count, Yossi Benayoun and Carlos Tevez were (scrawny) neck and (scarred) neck [...]
13. Shearer says:

    November 20, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    BENAYOUN SURELY

    http://notezblog.blogspot.com/2009/02/yossi-benayoun-is-ugly-as-fuck.html

    JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THAT MINGING FACE in the link.
    WARNING – unless you are a hardened Al-Qaeda terrorist, looking at his face will induce severe vomiting, nausea and might cause your head to explode.
14. Gentle Whisperer says:

    November 22, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Rooney!
15. Flesher N Tom says:

    December 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Tevez had got one ugly mug bless him, also Alex Mohammed doesn’t have a pretty face.
16. Flesher N Tom says:

    December 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    hahah
17. lucas says:

    December 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    You guys are so MEAN!!!
18. Mong says:

    January 8, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Is that the Luke Chadwick that plays for MK Dons in League 1?
19. Benayoun Yossi says:

    January 11, 2010 at 4:06 am

    I am officially the ugliest player to put on a Pool shirt.
    Not even Beardsley can run me close sorry about that.
    I love the way female fans cover their eyes when i run close to the touchline.
    Even Benitez is considering replacing the THIS IS ANFIELD sign with my picture to scare opponents before the game has started.

    Of course, my team-mates have gotten used to my ugly mug. Remember, they played with Kuyt so they had enough practice to build up endurance.
20. Joe says:

    January 17, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    All the manu squad are ugly.so is fergie and the fans are un -attractive and everyone related to man u are serious conteders to win ugliest player ever
21. Mark Bailey says:

    February 3, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Evra .. what an ugly b&*”£$*( … Gary Neville gives him a run for his money tho
22. the gooner says:

    February 3, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    evra wtf? thats jus jealousy lol

    has anyone seen jay spearing?!?!?!? he looks like a bulldogs arse
23. JC says:

    February 5, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    Stephen Cu.. sorry, Hunt. He looks like an armpit.
24. r says:

    February 8, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    john terry, course french model never even thought about the money he earned neither did toni that would just be silly!!!