Your Call: Who is the ugliest player in the Premier League?
Crouchinho? Wazza Rooney? Jimmy Bullard? The Neville brothers? Dirk Kuyt?
I’d probably go for Kuyt, but who gets your vote as the ugliest player in the Prem? Let’s have it…
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It’s gotta be Bullard. People like him only exist in the mind of Roald Dahl.
Tevez surely?
Jolean Lescott?
Stephen Ireland?
Man City?
Easily Joleon Lescott
Joleon Lescott for sure, in world football you know there is only one winner…..stand up Ribery
Bollocks to you all. Wayne Rooney is by far the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in life, let alone on a football pitch.
squelch the ugliest thing in life is nikoli Valuev. His head is bigger than most dishwashers and the odd tumble drier
i actually only think people hate on crouchinho because he’s bagged abby…save for being freakishly lanky he seems a pretty normal bloak to me…
Definitely Rooney and Tevez. Both remind me of Shrek.
Dean Whitehead
Its got to be Benayoun…..Has a face that would stop a clock.
imagine if roony tevez and crouch had a freak child it would look like Nikoli valuev!!!
Bellamy, every time.
or actually, Darren Fletcher. Looks like he just escaped from a Japanese POW camp.
lescott or bullard for sure
Jimmy Bullard!!!
klingon for sure… or tevez
Bullard by a country mile. not only is his face twisted nd shit but his head is effin massive
Got to be Kuyt!
Tevez or Drogba, and Adebayor is also in!
Anyway, I think strikers are or the prettiest or the ugliest.
See it like this: Sexy, Sexier, Footballers =D
Last time I checked, Tevez was still in the EPL. There is no competition there as far as I’m concerned.
Tevez, Lescott and Kuyt sounds like a pretty damn ugly medal podium to me.
That Oberton’s no oil painting.
I would say the new any obertan, he has a funking huge head and looks absolutely alien, also i think silvestre is in for a shout, the fish headed looking c*
Has to be Lescott and his Frankenstein head!!! Closey followed by Tevez and Lampard
Yeah, I have to agree, the City lot take the cake. Can’t see Ireland being voted Worlds Sexiest Man anytime soon.
benayoun – his face offends mirrors
Jose bosingwa has a uni brow sure
damn so many ftw comments. vote go to lescott and tevez tho
SCHOLES! he looks exactly like a pig.
or ballack. he looks like matt damon after a road accident.
Younes Kaboul anybody??
hahah rooney
Carlos Tevez!!! He’s the missing link!
Rooney runner-up. Boy he’s f-ugly!! And bald
hahah its gotta be Bacary Sagna of arsenal
WAYNE ROONEY
Stargate Kaboul!
Dirk Kuyt, The Framerate on my PS3 crawls to a standstill when it tries to render Kuyt’s face on Fifa And Pes.
Luke Chadwick… end of discussion
even if he isnt in the premier league, luke chadwick
Drogba….hands down
Rat-faced Benayoun
Every time he looks into the mirror, the mirror gives him a yellow card.
Benayoun looks like a rat
Benayoun defo…..Looks like a victim of a cruel medical experiment that went horribly wrong.
benayoun is hideous and we TV viewers should be spared from looking at him on the screen
the neville twins, rooney would all frieghten a police horse
so many epic comments…
“Dirk Kuyt, The Framerate on my PS3 crawls to a standstill when it tries to render Kuyt’s face on Fifa And Pes.”
“benayoun – his face offends mirrors”
“or actually, Darren Fletcher. Looks like he just escaped from a Japanese POW camp.”
All time Ugliest Premier League XI
Benayoun (GK)
Benayoun (RB)
Benayoun (LB)
Benayoun (CB)
Benayoun (CB)
Benayoun (LM)
Benayoun (RM)
Benayoun (CM)
Benayoun (CM)
Benayoun (FW)
Benayoun (SK)
Benayoun FC lolz
Lescott’s Harry Potter scar pretty much seals it for me, but Kuyt’s perma-greasiness is up there.
Obertan the alien for sure. he looks 80!
benayoun is summet else, mascherano i have no idea whats up with his ugly mug, tevez is a handsome bloke tho (for a fukin burn victim!!)
lescott looks like a klingon from star trek
rooney is the ugliest i think
what about luke chadwick now hes ugly
That donkey Vorinin is no looker either,but “faceache” Benayoun takes the title for me….Hideous.
Benayoun is so hideous, Liverpool teammates pass to him but dont dare glance at him.
What about Carlos Tevez!
bacary sagna, scholes, if not EPL player i would say schweinsteiger :D
has to be benayoun. I mean i am a Pool fan and i like him for his skills but his face is oh what the ^@^#
Poor Benayoun. Looks like even a plastic surgeon cant save him.
Luke Chadwick? What year is this?!
Kuyt is pretty bad. Tevez looks like a melted ape. Lescott has some kind of Merrick-sized problem. What about Bullard? He looks simple.
[...] week Pies asked you to vote on the Ugliest Player in the Premier League – at the last count, Yossi Benayoun and Carlos Tevez were (scrawny) neck and (scarred) neck [...]
BENAYOUN SURELY
http://notezblog.blogspot.com/2009/02/yossi-benayoun-is-ugly-as-fuck.html
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THAT MINGING FACE in the link.
WARNING – unless you are a hardened Al-Qaeda terrorist, looking at his face will induce severe vomiting, nausea and might cause your head to explode.
Rooney!
Tevez had got one ugly mug bless him, also Alex Mohammed doesn’t have a pretty face.
hahah
You guys are so MEAN!!!
Is that the Luke Chadwick that plays for MK Dons in League 1?
I am officially the ugliest player to put on a Pool shirt.
Not even Beardsley can run me close sorry about that.
I love the way female fans cover their eyes when i run close to the touchline.
Even Benitez is considering replacing the THIS IS ANFIELD sign with my picture to scare opponents before the game has started.
Of course, my team-mates have gotten used to my ugly mug. Remember, they played with Kuyt so they had enough practice to build up endurance.
All the manu squad are ugly.so is fergie and the fans are un -attractive and everyone related to man u are serious conteders to win ugliest player ever
Evra .. what an ugly b&*”£$*( … Gary Neville gives him a run for his money tho
evra wtf? thats jus jealousy lol
has anyone seen jay spearing?!?!?!? he looks like a bulldogs arse
Stephen Cu.. sorry, Hunt. He looks like an armpit.
john terry, course french model never even thought about the money he earned neither did toni that would just be silly!!!
Dean Whitehead easily. He is hideous
i know its from a car crash, and im a bad person for saying it
but lescott
a thousand times lescott
shudder
Yossi FACEACHE Benayoun helps Liverpool win ugly always… though sadly that little rat has not been so effective. Opponents are used to his ugly face now i guess and are no longer frightened when he flashes his rat teeth (they simply shut their eyes)
kygiakos fits the bill of looking big oafish and smelly
my goodness, benayoun has joined Chelsea? we will be the ugliest team in the world
without a doubt its ji sung park! his face looks like a frying pan! flat faced fucker!
rooney’s number 2… his head looks like a boiled egg!
drogba is fuckin ugly
most of wigan team
Dean Whitehead of Stoke City!!!
What about Gervinho? His hairdresser lose his license, too.