Your Call: Who is the best-looking player in the Premier League?
Roque Santa Cruz had not yet figured out the English for ‘superglue’
Last week Pies asked you to vote on the Ugliest Player in the Premier League – at the last count, Yossi Benayoun and Carlos Tevez were (scrawny) neck and (scarred) neck for the lead.
Today, though, we’re asking you to name the best-looking player in the Prem.
With no C-Ron or Becks around, who’s the current No.1 handsome devil in England’s top flight?
Let’s have it…
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Glen Johnson.
Cesc Fabregas
arshavin without a doubt
Dirk Kuyt, clearly
Fabregas, honestly cant think of anyone better looking in the premier league
yeh Cesc isnt a bad looking lad. My GF seems to show a bit of interest in the guy, despite my best efforts to nurture a hatrid of all things arsenal. Turns out a females football loyalties lie with who has the most chislled jaw bone,not a history of rivalry. Fair enough though, im not exactly a cheryl fan for the music…
Gotta be Hreidarsson.
Arteta has the laydees cooing with delight at Goodison.
Torres?
Mickey Owen.
I’d say Carlo Cudicini has a fair few fans in this department…
Fernando Torres
Hello Roque Santa Cruz!!!
There are so many hotties around!!! Like: el Niño, Stevie G., Lampsy, JT, Shava, RvP, and ofcourse GIGGS! No, no Giggs, just kidding! =D
cescy
Cesc, without a doubt. Berbatov runs a close second for me though
A bit gay.. but Theo Walcott
Are you kidding… Cesc Fabregas? Can we include managers in this poll? Undoubtedly the best looking man in football (albeit not the premiership) is Paulo Sousa of Swansea City FC…. Phwoaar! But if i had to choose a premiership player, what about our Frank Lampard? He’s fab! Fernando Torres looks like a girl!
This is gay but it got to be Cesc.
Thierry Henry – despite the hand thing.
I thought this was best looking in the Prem…so Henry is out. Frank Lampard, hello he has no lips and the oblong-stewie-head.
Yossi Benayoun if you are a rat
That said, Gary Speed used to have females fans swooning all over.
Best I would say Arteta now is quite the best looker.
(what is it with Everton having good-lookers like Arteta and Speed playing for them in the middle of the park.
And Liverpool having the ugliest midfield around always i.e. Lucas, Mascherano, Benayoun, Kuyt. Even Alonso cant save them from the tag in the past.)
CESC FABREGAS
kickette anybody?
Fernando Torres, without a shadow of doubt.
lol at Frank Lampard… he and John Terry are like Ernie and Bert.
Has to be Cesc. Or Kenwyne Jones.
Paul Newman’s twin Marcello Lippi is the best looking manager around
The one and only Mr Jimmy Bullard.
lots of girls seem to like kalou of chelsea, also santa cruz looks pretty, also i would make love to cudicini
oh my god, steven gerrard. no fookin doubt.
David James…just me?
Cesc, Gamst Pedersen, Torres, Berbatov,
Vidic (dirty hot) and Berbatov.
Ji Sung Park.
j/k.
even though he’s not in the PL, Jose Mourinho. just ask him.
James Milner anybody?
no one’s gone for richard dunne yet…
Used to be Chabby Alonso, but now I’d have to say either Paul Robinson or Gareth Barry. Two english corkers right there.
Roque Santa Cruz, Carlos Vela, Cesc, Torres, Kun Aguero if he moves to chel
Berbatov, hands down.
Cesc without a doubt :)
Dandruff Yong Kah Hoe who play for Team MGHL.
leighton baines
Torres looks like an ugly girl. No thanks.
John Obi Mikel or Vidic. That’s a man for you.
Yossi Benayoun wins hand-down
no homo fernando
I think it’d have to be a tie between Fernando Torres and Cesc Fabregas. With Roque Santa Cruz a close second maybe.
Alberto Aquilani and Glen Johnson, surely.
Cesc Fabregas 4 sure! Cristiano wud of been 2nd if he was stil in da Prem, both HOT!!! xxx
Fernando Torres!!!
Frank Lampard …NO doubt
C-Ron & Torres handsome? They look like recently-outed lesbians! How about Brede Hangeland?
Any of the beautiful 4 of the Liverpool midfield from
(no Gerrard, he is playing as a striker as everyone knows Voronin cant even score even when the the world is decimated and there is only him left with page 3 girls around)
Lucas, Mascherano, Kuyt, Benayoun
Benayoun tops the lot. He looks like James Dean in his heyday with rat teeth.
Yossi Benayoun and Dirk Kuyt have such pretty faces that when they apply for the role of James Bond, they were asked to play Bond girls instead.
1. Carlos Vela
2. Fabregas
3. Santa Cruz
4. Torres
5. Arteta
…
3498. Benayoun
I should be number 1. When i score goals, i kiss my hand ala Raul of Real Madrid and all the female rats swoon over my streamlined sexy rat face.
Vedran Corluka
Tomas Rosicky!!!
Tomas Rosicky!!!
stop faking I’m the real benayoun
Fernando Torres, no doubt
Yossi Benayoun hands down.
When he wears a Brad Pitt face mask that is.
FERNANDO TORRES…………..do i nid to evn mention……….
bentley thinks he is…
Steven Gerrard OMG He’s hot.
easiest question ever, definitely emmanuel eboue he is the sexiest beast in the world
Abou Diaby
Mikel Arteta
I’m so happy everyone chose someone different!
Nature is good ;)
all their wags will do for me
drogba??
Why didn’t anyone suggested Xabi Alonso????????????????
ALex Ferguson definitely
Berbatov… ps – Anon 2up is a bit special K.
1.Santa Cruz
2.Deco
3.Fernando Torres
4.Arteta
5.Lampard
1) Yossi Benayoun (special marks for rat teeth)
2) Dirk Kuyt
3) Iain Dowie
4) Peter Beardsley
5) Carlos Puyol
steven gerrard
nemanja vidic
all the rest in Premier League is such a “graveyard”
1. Vermaelen
2. Cesc
3. Thomas Sørensen
4. Walcott
5. ‘Nando
harry redknapp looks like steve bruce and a muts love child
Mrs Peter Crouch
Mrs Van Der VAART
ur ma is hot
Mikel Arteta!
MIKEL ARTETA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIKEL ARTETA clearly his married to a model
mikel arteta and tim cahil
1.arteta
2.baines
3.cahil
4.fabagas
5.van persie
and 295.goes to roney
nico kranjcar.