By Chris Wright
If you’re still scrabbling for Christmas gift ideas we’ve got a bit of bad news: it’s far, far too late.
That said, we’re going to squeeze in more before the sand runs through the Boggle timer of fate and we’re finishing up with perhaps the worst footballing gift we’re ever seen: The official Coventry City hardhat…
Conforms to BS EN 397:1995 and currently reduced to clear over on Cov’s online store – just £3 and it’s yours!
More in Pies’ 2012 Christmas tat/gift series…
No. 1 – The Zlatan Sweater
No. 2 – Sexy Managers Calendar
No. 3 – Huddersfield Tape Measure
No. 4 – Hibernian Car Mat (Singular)
No. 5 – Colchester United Rubiks Cube
No. 6 – Burnley Champagne
No. 7 – Newcastle Icecube Tray
No. 8 – Schalke 04 Fitted Bed Sheet
No. 9 – Real Madrid Scissors
No. 10 – Tottenham Clothes Pegs
No. 11 – Man City Garden Tool Set
No. 12 – Napoli Baby Rocker + Paddling Pool
No. 13 – Dortmund Multi-Purpose Cleaner Spray
No. 14 – Hamburger SV Hi-Vis Safety Jacket
No. 15 – Valencia Mattress, Electric Toothbrush & Oriental Fan
No. 16 – Portland Timbers Salt & Pepper Pots
No. 17 – VfB Stuttgart Permanent Marker Pen
We hope it’s been useful!