Strange Match Programme Adverts #1: Barnet FC Offer Fans Custom Made Coffins In Club Colours

Chris Wright

25th, April 2013

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By Chris Wright

This strange advert regularly appears in the Barnet match programme. It’s for Churchills Funeral Directors, who are proud to provide custom made “Barnet FC coffins and caskets” to any Bees fan who is knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door, close to end or just so happens to get bored to death while watching a game at Underhill…

barnetFc Churchills funeral

Here’s the bespoke casket in all its glory…

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How nice, though we’d like ours in the shape of Edgar Davids please.

Thanks to “Tom the Bees Fan” for sending this one into us.

If you’ve spotted any weird and wonderful adverts, etc, in a match programme then feel free to get in touch (waatpies@gmail.com). Who knows, we may have a brand new series on our hands here!