Proof Luis Suarez Is Innocent Over ‘Offensive’ Gesture, He Just Needed His Potty…

Chris Wright

7th, December 2011


By Chris Wright

Call off the witch hunt and alert the FA, we’ve come into possession of definitive proof that Luis Suarez is innocent vis-a-vis his charge over making an ‘inappropriate gesture’ toward the Fulham fans at Craven Cottage last night.

As you can plainly see from this book used to teach kids Makaton (a kind of sign language), Suarez was merely indicating to the Fulham bench that he wouldn’t be stopping to shake hands after the game as he was desperate for the potty…

That’s correct, this is the Makaton signal for ‘toilet’…

Now you know.

Via @KhalSir