Proof Luis Suarez Is Innocent Over ‘Offensive’ Gesture, He Just Needed His Potty…

Chris Wright

7th, December 2011

2 Comments

By Chris Wright

Call off the witch hunt and alert the FA, we’ve come into possession of definitive proof that Luis Suarez is innocent vis-a-vis his charge over making an ‘inappropriate gesture’ toward the Fulham fans at Craven Cottage last night.

As you can plainly see from this book used to teach kids Makaton (a kind of sign language), Suarez was merely indicating to the Fulham bench that he wouldn’t be stopping to shake hands after the game as he was desperate for the potty…

That’s correct, this is the Makaton signal for ‘toilet’…

Now you know.

Via @KhalSir

You have already read 4 premium articles for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow

Posted in Fulham, Funnies, Liverpool

Share this article: Email

2 Comments

  1. Archbishop Betty Snagcock says:

    please please please can he use that in his appeal.

    would make my day, no, life.

  2. Dip says:

    The only thing i dont get is why the newspapers are reporting the gesture as alleged?! is that not clear enough for everyone.
    look at the picture for goodness sake, also ban him like they did rooney its only fair

Leave a Reply