Everton want to swap Lada for Rolls Royce (or at least Simon Davies for Luis Boa Morte)
Sneaky Everton are apparently trying to con Fulham into swapping Luis Boa Morte (the Cottagers’ skipper and talisman) for Simon Davies (mediocre Welsh midfielder). The Mirror reports that the Toffees want to exchange £8 million-rated Boa Morte for Davies, a player they paid an over-inflated £4 million for last year.
You have to wonder whether Chris Coleman or one of the Fulham board might notice that they are being ripped off before the deal goes through! Besides, why would Boa Morte want to leave the comfort and warmth of his Fulham shirt?
[Rob Parker]
