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Fulham To Finally Remove Michael Jackson Statue From Craven Cottage

By Chris Wright

Soccer - UEFA Europa League - Third Qualifying Round - Second Leg - Fulham v RNK Split - Craven Cottage

That sound you hear is thousands of Fulham fans collectively exhaling in sheer relief at the news that the bloody awful Michael Jackson statue at Craven Cottage is to finally be removed.

A spokesman for Fulham told reporters: “The Michael Jackson statue that stands at Fulham’s Craven Cottage stadium in west London is to be removed. It’s not part of the Riverside development of the stadium and will be returned to the former chairman in due course.”

The statue, which has stood outside the Hammersmith End since 2011, is being relocated at the request of former chairman Mohamed Al Fayed, who wishes to move the ghastly thing to one of his other properties.

We can’t imagine there’ll be many Fulham fans lining up to stop him.

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By Chris on September 19th, 2013 in Fulham, Newsnow. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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5 Responses to “Fulham To Finally Remove Michael Jackson Statue From Craven Cottage”

  1. Chris says:

    Probably succumbed to the fact that the ghastly statue of the former pop star is actually highly offensive to all victims of ‘C’ abuse (allegedly) the world over.

  2. Ha! says:

    Pedophiles of the world unite in protest!

  3. Aiden says:

    Have to admit that statue had better moves than some of the Fulham first XI.

  4. TravisKOP says:

    Their official statement should have read, “The Michael Jackson statue that stands at Fulham’s Craven Cottage stadium in west London is to be removed. It’s not part of the Riverside development of the stadium and quite frankly is in utter distaste.”

  5. Andy Carroll's ponytail says:

    Fulham fans should hang around at the removal and yell:”BEAT IT!”

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