By Chris Wright
The perfect stocking-filler for the Fulham fan in your life that you don’t particularly like but would begrudgingly spend £1 on to see that their minor wounds are dressed adequately…
More in Pies’ 2013 Football Christmas Gift Guide…
#1: Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Plush Doll
#2: Neil Lennon 2014 Calendar
#3: Bayern Munich BBQ Spice Marinade
#4: Official Marek Hamsik Eau De Toilette
#5: Official Liverpool Brendan Rodgers Mask
#6: Atletico Madrid ‘His & Hers’ G-Strings
#7: Newcastle United Hand-Warmer Gel Sachet