Here’s how Pies sees the Premiership relegation battle panning out. Charlton fans, look away nowâ€¦
Currently in 19th place on 33 points with a -24 goal difference.
Remaining fixtures: Tottenham (h), Liverpool (a)
The Addicks are screwed. Spurs and Liverpool is one tough run-in. I can only see them getting three points at most from those two games (a home win against Spurs is entirely possible), which still won’t be enough to stay up.
Prediction: 34 points, relegated in 19th place
Currently in 18th place on 35 points with a -27 goal difference
Remaining fixtures: Bolton (h), Man Utd (a)
I can see West Ham beating Bolton and even getting something at Old Trafford – but only if the title has been decided by then. Alan Curbishley will be desperate for Man U to wrap up the league by the time