Singing Mohammed Al Fayed and dancing ball(s) boys
Whilst looking for something entirely different, I stumbled across this image of Fulham chairman, Mohammed Al Fayed. Thing is… what the bloody hell is going on?
Mo’ seems to be singing and joined by a pair of dancing goons… namely, Gruey and that lad from The Football Factory. Closer inspection reveals that both lads are exposing their balls through their tights whilst dancing like monkeys filled with rat hormone. Does anyone remember this happening? Can anyone enlighten me? If not, use it as a weird caption competition (only without any prize) and come up with funny things in the comments section.
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Foregoing traditional half-time entertainment, Mohammed Al Fayed treated the Fulham faithful to the World Premiere of ‘I drove all night: celebrating Di and Dodi through the medium of mime’.
Isn’t that Danny Dyer and the guy who used to play ‘Gruey’.
Isn’t that Danny Dyer and the guy who used to play ‘Gruey’?
How about ‘Ljungberg and Cole in shock Fulham double move’
I do actually know what’s going on here. It was all the fault of celeb Fulham fan Keith Allen who was promoting the new Fulham single “We’re Not Real Madrid” at the time. They performed it “live” during a half time interval and somehow convinced Mo to join in for the “Mo Rap”. The blokes dancing were dubbed the Gay-venettes a pun on our usual half time cheerleaders who were called the Cravenettes. Unfortunately the music they were miming too was out of sync and no one in the crowd was even slightly interested in joining in. One of the most cringeworthy things I have ever seen at the cottage. It got a mention in that documentary Allen did about Mo for Channel 4.
it must be Mo’s coming out, part of the celebration for the Gay Week
i guess Elton John owns a football club too, he should join and sing proudly well
it must be Mo’s coming out, part of the celebration for the Gay Week
i guess Elton John owns a football club too, he should join and sing proudly as well