We love a football nutter here at Pies. Barmy Fulham defender Moritz Volz is one of our favourites – probably second only to Ian Holloway, in fact. While some of football’s more compliant characters were partaking in a spot of international football last week, Volzy went on a holiday to Egypt.
Miserly Moritz Volz fleeces his Egyptian mate continuedâ€¦
The Premiership defender – who is therefore probably on Premiership
defender’s wages (although with Volzy you never know!) – had all his
expenses for the trip covered by his Egyptian mate Khalid. The pair had
only met at this summer’s World Cup. Volzy wrote in his website diary:
"Was made to feel very welcome by everybody – and Khalid paid for
absolutely everything. He wouldn’t let me get my wallet out!" How tight
can you get? Bearing in mind this is a man whose extravagant spending
stretches to a seven-year-old VW Golf and a folding bicycle!