Snapshot: Beevers And Gash Score On Soccer Saturday

Alan Duffy

22nd, September 2012


By Alan Duffy

Apologies for the schoolboy nature of this post, but what are the odds of seeing two vaginally-monikered players come up side by side on Soccer Saturday’s goal ticker?

Thanks to Mansfield Town’s Lee Beevers and Cambridge United’s Michael Gash.

Alas, Marseille’s Rod Fanni failed to find the back of the net. Although Portuguese star Fernando Front-Bum did net a brace. Possibly.

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  1. Zam says:

    It’s a true shame Fernando Front-Bum(pronounced ‘Ron-bau, btw) isn’t playing in a bigger league, top player just waiting for a chance to flash the goods on a major stage.

  2. Alex says:

    isn’t this a little puerile? this kind of writing is a right pain in the Kyle Mcfadzean

  3. Inno says:

    Just a shame Quim never saved a penalty

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