By Chris Wright
Giving a fascinating insight into the beige mind of one of the most beige people in existence, the Guardian’s Small Talk chaps have been busy interviewing BT Sport pundit Michael Owen ahead of the new season.
The transcription of the informal chat is a rollicking rollercoaster ride of stultifying dullness – Didier Drogba might do well on his return to Chelsea, Owen travels in silence in the car as he’s “happy with his own thoughts”, he likes extra mature cheddar but not tattoos, etc, etc – but it’s Micky’s love of cinema that really captures the imagination of the reader…
What’s the last film you saw?
It’s very boring, but I don’t