Ban This Filth: Gary Lineker Made A Joke About Masturbation On Match Of The Day (Video)

Chris Wright

14th, January 2016

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While discussing the finer points of Newcastle defender Chancel Mbemba’s handball against Manchester United on Match of the Day last night, Gary Lineker slipped a cheeky little masturbation joke into the post-game analysis.

After Alan Shearer remarked that Mbemba ‘tried

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  1. manker says:

    It’s not a wanking joke; it’s a nod to the widespread changing-room self massage technique of getting a bit of wind back in the old chap after a game partaken in particularly nippy climes.

    I notice Shearer got the self deprecating gag immediately – it may have worked less well if Dion Dublin had been other party.

  2. Moxey says:

    Jesus Shearer, shut the fuck up! I want to hear Lineker joke about wanking.

  3. James Taylor says:

    As a Leicester fan and big fan of Lineker (the player) I’ve got to say that was pathetic.

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