With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.
Keeping the entire family entertained on Christmas Day can be a bit of a chore, so why not let Montpellier HSC handle things for you?
Presenting the official MHSC 2016/17 board game, yours for just € 19.90 from the Ligue 1 side’s webstore…
Here’s the official game instructions, as filtered through Google Translate:
This board game is inspired by the classic board game and integrates many elements of football.
The dice are the main elements of the game. Whoever will master them becomes the Champion!
After building their team of 3 players from the entire Montpellier team, participants take part in the competition.
The one to win the final game will be CHAMPION!
But beware of red cards…
No skill is required football! No knowledge of the club is required!
Sounds like a guaranteed hoot to us.
Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
No.6: Feyenoord Post-It Notes
No.7: Borussia Monchengladbach Bucket
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.