Pies Classic: Michel Platini flirts with Sepp Blatter
Michel and Sepp, sitting in a tree, F.I.X.I.N.G
All eyes are on the action except for Michel Platini’s – he’s only got eyes for Sepp Pratter. The saucy minx has left his seat to jauntily prop himself up on the desk and get Mr Blatter’s attention.
I know flirting is a French national sport, but there is a time and a place, Michel. What a pair of dicksandals.

















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“Dicksandals”, how wacky? This website is so out there. It even has the awesome Fletch quotes. I love the the direction you’re taking pies.