‘I Don’t Think There Is Any Coach More Sophisticated Than Me’ – Guess Who?

Chris Wright

11th, February 2015


By Chris Wright

Time for a bit of fun wethinks. There’s a shiny red apple* and 10 Pies points in it for anybody who can guess which Premier League high-roller uttered these words this morning.

 “I don’t think there is any coach more sophisticated than me any more.

“That’s not trying to criticise any other coaches, but there is only Arsene Wenger who has done it longer than me.

“I’m just as good as everybody at this stage.”

Here’s your clue…

Any guesses?

(*Due to logistical issues, we are not actually be able to give away apples. Apologies for any inconvenience)

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  1. TravisKOP says:

    to be fair he has given west ham their best league challenge in God knows how long?

  2. JACKSON says:

    Lemme guess, is it JOSE MOURINHO

  3. Jarren says:

    I had to actually look up the definition of Sophistication after reading this, and you know what?

    He’s right!

    According to the definition, it means “a way of behaving as the result of education, worldly experience, etc”.

    Well, Sam’s got loads of experience. He’s a smart bloke. He gets teams sorted out if they’re in trouble.

    I suppose we were all here ready to bitch at Mourinho for saying such a thing, but it looks like “Sophistication” is not about wearing a fancy watch and being suave.

    Big Sam just pwned everyone.

  4. Guillaume says:

    Piss off. If Big Fat Sam passes as smart then I’m tearing up my degrees

  5. bob says:

    Magnum P.I. -?!?! (is it too late to enter the competition for an apple?)

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