Caption Competition (WIN A Beanie Hat!) – Roman Abramovich Is Having A Laugh
By Ollie Irish
Surely this pic of Roman Abramovich and the Russian World Cup mob bid team (enjoying a Vladimir Putin speech in the wake of winning the 2018 World Cup bid) deserves a bitingly satirical caption? Away you go…
Writers of the best three captions will each win a new Underarmour Arctic microfleece beanie hat, like this (in black):
Perfect for keeping your head warm.
You have until Tuesday lunchtime (7 Dec) to enter.
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In Soviet Russia, FIFA bribes you!
If you’ve got the FIFA voter’s friends & families held captive in a Soviet bunker clap your hands…
voice of Putin statement : “(…) and we will hire Kanye West for the official song.”
Big Bald man: “What the F*** ?! We wanted Maïkool Jacksawn !”
lolz
Chelski mob boss: “Yeah ! We love dead niggaz !”
(all the racist b*st*rds around laugh, there’s only a scottish-bishop-looking man who looks embarrassed)
“FIFA said they loved me as a figurehead. A billionaire with a questionably-gained fortune and no sporting links to football appealled to them like Johan Cruyff or David Beckham never could!”
“I am Putin’s Bag Man”! All of my companies will now receive billions of dollars in construction contracts which will continue to concentrate the wealth of Russia into the hands of just a select few, Putin!
HA-ha, I knew SovietGalz.ru’s 22 girls would do their job! HA-haha
HA HA HA…
Chelsea, World Cup bid… next time I’ll buy FIFA. I’ll show ya da money, baby!
“Rectum…. damn near killed ‘em!”
This picture, taken before the hosts were announced.
I never knew shrek was apart of Russia’s world cup bid, Abromovic’s left.
“england believed the process was democratic??”
id liek to bash his lil russian head inn !! all english players should quit chelase now.. !! cmon terry you dirty cokney eyed basterd come to aston villa!
Blatter: Why does Noddy wear a hat with a bell on it? Cuz he’s a cunt.
moments before abromovic learnt that he can’t single handedly fund the infrastructure needed
Then we told committee members what it was like to be on the receiving end of a radioactive enema – oh how we all laughed til we cried!!
Putin: It’s a shame our old friends the United States failed in their 2022 bid, we were very much looking forward to jointly boycotting each others evens, you know, for nostalgia.
“Ha! it only cost me one yacht! I would have given him three!!”
(heavy russian accent)
if vee do not vin, ve vill kill ze winners!
Santi wins!
Fat guy on right: Can I borrow a tenner, Roman?
Fat guy on right: Any chance I could borrow a tenner, Roman?
“So money can buy happiness!”
“So money can buy hapiness!”
Money makers the world go round, and the world cup to our Town. Hahahaha, Englandsh. From Russia wif da love!!!!
“Nevermind the Isinbayeba H%6ndjobs!
…I’ll have Red Ned giving wax to my wife’s Rolls for free eight years”.
Oh, I forgot I must be sexy to Yelena…
“Money, I has it. I like the best. But I also like the football, so when FIFA tell me I can have 2018 FIFA World Cup for small bribe…I jump in it.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA
“Haha, silly Englishmen… they haven’t got a clue.”
I Am Fucked When I Get Back Home In London
Someone warns the russians: “You should watch out, England will be pissed because you bribed FIFA. They might win the World Cup.”
Roman saying-”Two Votes,that`s nearly as many as they get in the Eurovision Song Contest.”
@Kieran simmonds the best sofar. My contribution:
“If you’re dodgy and you know it clap your hands!”
When Sepp blatter talked about a “fair and honest” voting process before announcing the bid, the Russians just couldn’t keep a straight face
yes! Russia’s plan to take over world is going great! First step win hearts over FIFA, Check! What’s next for Russian mafia??
‘roman! look at this smartly dressed woman next to me! is she with us??’
the big bald bloke looks like Don Vito Corleone from The Godfather…
Roman: “what just happened?”
Don Vito: “i made him an offer he couldn’t refuse”
it’ll only work if you’ve seen the movie :P
Bald Guy:’Stamford Bridge will have my vote for the 2030 World Cup.’
haha did you hear that ahah blimey i thought the price we paid was a lot but qatar…
Someones obviously gettin a good ol finger up the bum
Vladmir Putin: “We fully deserved this win.”
“and now we blow up the manchester united”
“first i buy prem title, then I buy W.C tourny, next I steal crown jewels and book west minster for a party on willy’s wedding day hahahahahahahahaha”
So Sepp says to me, “Thanks for the lorry full of cash but you still have to pass the technical evaluation.”
THEY’RE LAUGHING AT HOW RIDICULOUS THE BEANIE LOOKS
I WIN
Barry Fagan, identity theft is illegal. You have been posting as Evgeny Borsuk for many years now. If you feel so strongly about Abramovich, you should use your real name Barry Fagan. Tax evasion is also illegal.