Football GIF: Cristiano Ronaldo Stopped In Tracks By Malaga Physio Arse Fondle

Chris Wright

24th, March 2012


By Chris Wright

“Get well soo…oh, sorry…I didn’t realise you two were…sorry…”

That’s a real high, real deep hamstring massage right there.

GIF: Balls

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  1. sloth says:

    I honestly cannot envision a situation in which this is appropriate:

    Assuming they’re both straight professionals, physio’s hand has no business behaving like that. That’s an ass-grab, and nobody can deny it.

    If physio’s gay (perfectly ok in-and-of-itself), it’s highly inappropriate to be taking liberties with players under his care. Sexual harassment much?

    If they’re both gay, and in a relationship, that’s a highly unprofessional and inappropriate public display.

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  3. Mr. Sparkle says:

    At least he didn’t pinch and twist…

  4. p says:

    im with sloth, it really is shocking from even just a rationalist’s point of view

  5. Solihull United says:

    i must be daft. was watching ronaldo’s arm in confusion THEN realised the fornications going on invloving the arse

  6. :) says:

    @sloth – if that’s where he was injured that might have been (unfortunately) what was necessary…

  7. Tellitasitis says:

    It’s saturday night & they’ve just left the Blue Oyster Bar.

  8. werderbremen_rulez says:

    Is the physio Iranian per chance?

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