Horror Hair: Neymar’s Roadkill Bog Brush Mullet vs Bosnia And Herzegovina

Chris Wright

3rd, March 2012


By Chris Wright

Now, Neymar’s Rufio-esque faux-mullet-mo plumage looks pretty iffy at the best of the times, but it’s latest incarnation (sported during Brazil’s insipid 2-1 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina in midweek) is possibly – and we don’t say this lightly – the worst it’s ever looked; like a knackered bog brush selotaped across this head, with enough matted hair left over at the back to still form that all important ‘mullet’ element.

In short, it was awful…

Someone should really call the RSPCA. Looks like something may have crawled up there and died.

(Thanks to Pies’ fan Dylan for the tip-off!)

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  1. Solihull United says:

    if he’s gonna play in the big leagues he’s gonna have to kill that thing on his head first

  2. garza says:

    It’s so ugly it looks like it has its own personality. Like it creeps down from there when he’s asleep and hunts the hallways for bugs to snack on.

  3. Mr. Sparkle says:

    He’s got a pineapple on his head…

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