By Chris Wright
Now, Neymar’s Rufio-esque faux-mullet-mo plumage looks pretty iffy at the best of the times, but it’s latest incarnation (sported during Brazil’s insipid 2-1 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina in midweek) is possibly – and we don’t say this lightly – the worst it’s ever looked; like a knackered bog brush selotaped across this head, with enough matted hair left over at the back to still form that all important ‘mullet’ element.
In short, it was awful…
Someone should really call the RSPCA. Looks like something may have crawled up there and died.
(Thanks to Pies’ fan Dylan for the tip-off!)