Horror Hair: Wayne Rooney Unveils Daring New ‘Do At England Training (Photos)
By Chris Wright
Wayne Rooney unveiled his dashing new look at England’s training session this afternoon. This is what happens when you take a blurry photo of Rick Astley into the barbers with you – it’s definitely on the scale between ‘David Lynch’ and ‘Soviet infantryman from WWII’…
In fact, it just looks like a tired doormat, but who knows? It may actually be an improvement.
More photos from England’s pre-Sweden training session today – including a good look at most of Joleon Lescott’s thighs and Roy Hodgson waving like a loon…
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Raul Meireles called.
And did he leave a message? I swear these interns get worse every time…
Thanks for making the photos ridiculously huge after the cut. I appreciate it.
I thought Joey Barton was the Morrisey fan. Wayne Rooney looks like he couldn’t have a good taste in music if he tried. He certainly doesn’t have good taste in hair; and for Christ sake, for a man who had a hair transplant, he still looks like he’s thinning.
I thought Barton was the Morrisey fan.
Rooney just doesn’t look like he could have decent taste in music.
For Christ sake, can anyone explain to me why this man, after having a hair transplant still looks like all of his hair is on the verge of falling out?
I thought Barton was the Morrisey fan. (can’t see Rooney having decent taste in music)
By the way how is it that even after a hair transplant he still looks like all of his hair is about to fall out?
England plays Sweden Friday. Not Ukraine.
Kinda looks like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.
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I think Meireles shaved his hair in disgust…
shaved behind, messy up top? Kind of sounds like your mothers
A couple of questions:
1) Gary Neville smiling one of the signs of the Apocalypse, no?
2) Doesn’t it seem like every-time there is a picture of Andy, he is having a laugh? Top lad that horse.
Everyone go look up pictures of Brian Bosworth. hahaha
@Toz
I think it is the fact that it did not work.
If stuff like that worked, Colina would have had a full head of hair. By cutting it short on the sides he is trying to make it look thick up top, but all he is doing is drawing attention to the fact his hair is thinning!
Say what you want about Joey Barton, but he made the quiff look pretty good. Rooney certainly doesn’t have enough hair on the top of his head to do the same…
It’s because people are always commenting he doesn’t have much on top.
Max Headroom
Tin Tin.
Collina has a condition which prevents him from having body hair, Rooney just has bad genes (in the hair department).
Sheesh…What was he thinking of ?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RtXCEdwrtM8/SjiadEcR7xI/AAAAAAAAAnA/JtKTD_wcH7Q/s400/haggar5gz.gif
kind of reminds me of
Well done Stewart Lee for making the England squad.
Chris, what’s wrong with the Pies
If you’re stuck on this post, you may need to delete your cache/cookies. A few people have had the same thing happen.
Oddly enough, just as I refreshed the index one more time (after visiting the site almost everyday in the last week) after your advice, all the new posts showed up and no cache deletion was necessary. Thank you for the reply, nonetheless, Chris.
The issue with the site is that the subdomain is jacked up. If you go to whoateallthepies.tv it will show you this rooney post first. If you go to http://www.whoateallthepies.tv then you’ll get the new content.