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Horror Hair: Wayne Rooney Unveils Daring New ‘Do At England Training (Photos)

By Chris Wright

Wayne Rooney unveiled his dashing new look at England’s training session this afternoon. This is what happens when you take a blurry photo of Rick Astley into the barbers with you – it’s definitely on the scale between ‘David Lynch’ and ‘Soviet infantryman from WWII’…

In fact, it just looks like a tired doormat, but who knows? It may actually be an improvement.

More photos from England’s pre-Sweden training session today – including a good look at most of Joleon Lescott’s thighs and Roy Hodgson waving like a loon…

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By Chris on June 13th, 2012 in Euro 2012, Horror Hair, Photos. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

26 Responses to “Horror Hair: Wayne Rooney Unveils Daring New ‘Do At England Training (Photos)”

  1. Stiff says:

    Raul Meireles called.

  2. Mr. Chopper says:

    And did he leave a message? I swear these interns get worse every time…

  3. Chris says:

    Thanks for making the photos ridiculously huge after the cut. I appreciate it.

  4. Toz says:

    I thought Joey Barton was the Morrisey fan. Wayne Rooney looks like he couldn’t have a good taste in music if he tried. He certainly doesn’t have good taste in hair; and for Christ sake, for a man who had a hair transplant, he still looks like he’s thinning.

  5. Toz says:

    I thought Barton was the Morrisey fan.

    Rooney just doesn’t look like he could have decent taste in music.

    For Christ sake, can anyone explain to me why this man, after having a hair transplant still looks like all of his hair is on the verge of falling out?

  6. Toz says:

    I thought Barton was the Morrisey fan. (can’t see Rooney having decent taste in music)

    By the way how is it that even after a hair transplant he still looks like all of his hair is about to fall out?

  7. Ian says:

    England plays Sweden Friday. Not Ukraine.

  8. JMJ says:

    Kinda looks like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.

  9. Craig says:

    Herges adventures of Rooney – The Euro Affair

  10. Rooney Toons says:

    I think Meireles shaved his hair in disgust…

  11. Pete says:

    shaved behind, messy up top? Kind of sounds like your mothers

  12. drewski says:

    A couple of questions:

    1) Gary Neville smiling one of the signs of the Apocalypse, no?

    2) Doesn’t it seem like every-time there is a picture of Andy, he is having a laugh? Top lad that horse.

  13. Nick says:

    Everyone go look up pictures of Brian Bosworth. hahaha

  14. MGJ says:

    I think it is the fact that it did not work.
    If stuff like that worked, Colina would have had a full head of hair. By cutting it short on the sides he is trying to make it look thick up top, but all he is doing is drawing attention to the fact his hair is thinning!

  15. sloth says:

    Say what you want about Joey Barton, but he made the quiff look pretty good. Rooney certainly doesn’t have enough hair on the top of his head to do the same…

  16. sleeba says:

    It’s because people are always commenting he doesn’t have much on top.

  17. gjheadpush says:

    Tin Tin.

  18. Toz says:

    Collina has a condition which prevents him from having body hair, Rooney just has bad genes (in the hair department).

  19. Dave says:

    Sheesh…What was he thinking of ?

  20. Ffnordd says:

    Well done Stewart Lee for making the England squad.

  21. V says:

    Chris, what’s wrong with the Pies

    • Chris says:

      If you’re stuck on this post, you may need to delete your cache/cookies. A few people have had the same thing happen.

  22. V says:

    Oddly enough, just as I refreshed the index one more time (after visiting the site almost everyday in the last week) after your advice, all the new posts showed up and no cache deletion was necessary. Thank you for the reply, nonetheless, Chris.

  23. Stoney says:

    The issue with the site is that the subdomain is jacked up. If you go to it will show you this rooney post first. If you go to then you’ll get the new content.

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