By Chris Wright
So, this is what it’s come to? Here we see some lackey applying the last of the Swarfega to Cristiano Ronaldo’s grimy coif before one of Portugal’s Euro 2012 game against Holland…
Would you just look at all the cosmetic gubbins on that table? Tut-tut-footballers-these-days-vainglorious-little-bastards-the-shame-of-it-tut-tut.
This is properly terrible isn’t it? Tell me I’m not alone here.
Please tell me I’m not alone.
(Image via @mouscron_R)