Neymar Given The Old ‘Absolutely Awful Waxwork’ Treatment (Photos)
By Chris Wright
This waxwork of Neymar has just been unveiled by Brazilian wax artiste Marcelo Rezende, who is filling his time by producing effigies of several of the Selecao’s leading lights as the country begins to gear up for the 2014 World Cup.
It ain’t great, in fact it looks more like Leona Lewis with a mangled guinea pig carcass on her head…
Topless…
Casual…
Rubbish.
(Via Futbolita)
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Rubbish? Really? I recon he looks more realistic here then on his actual photos.
I don’t think they’re absolutely awful, they just have awful hair – but then Neymar has absolutely awful hair in real life.
This makes him look hum… more unique… As for the Leona Lewis comparison, I’ve always agreed with it. :)
Bet the mannequin is a better footballer than the real one.
Makes him look more like someone from a terrible Japanese Boy Band.
it looks like John Terry is the second pic.
He is a meathead
I love his meathead <3