Horror Hair: Seattle Sounders Peroxide Fiend DeAndre Yedlin Strikes Again!

Chris Wright

5th, September 2013

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By Chris Wright

This is how Seattle Sounders’ defender DeAndre Yedlin turned out for his side’s MLS game against Chivas USA last night. What could these mysterious peroxide hieroglyphs possibly mean?

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Terrible. Someone’s been watching too much Paul Scharner.

Of course, being devout Horror Hair scholars here at Pies, we’ve been monitoring 20-year-old Yedlin’s credentials closely since he began landing regular spots in the Sounders’ first-team squad at the tail end of last season and the sheer amount of horrific follicular arrangements he has sported in those five or six short months has been utterly mind-boggling…

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The force is definitely strong in this one. We predict big things.

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