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Horror Hair: Seattle Sounders Peroxide Fiend DeAndre Yedlin Strikes Again!

By Chris Wright

This is how Seattle Sounders’ defender DeAndre Yedlin turned out for his side’s MLS game against Chivas USA last night. What could these mysterious peroxide hieroglyphs possibly mean?

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Terrible. Someone’s been watching too much Paul Scharner.

Of course, being devout Horror Hair scholars here at Pies, we’ve been monitoring 20-year-old Yedlin’s credentials closely since he began landing regular spots in the Sounders’ first-team squad at the tail end of last season and the sheer amount of horrific follicular arrangements he has sported in those five or six short months has been utterly mind-boggling…


The force is definitely strong in this one. We predict big things.

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By Chris on September 5th, 2013 in Horror Hair, MLS, Newsnow. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

17 Responses to “Horror Hair: Seattle Sounders Peroxide Fiend DeAndre Yedlin Strikes Again!”

  1. s says:

    You should have a seizure warning before this article

  2. luffy says:

    he looks like a dirty tennis ball

  3. Diamanti says:

    That last one is pretty wicked, kind of a mix between Neymar and Sonic

  4. Teddy Ballgame says:

    Horror hair aside, he’s a promising fullback.

  5. Fnarf says:

    Looks even better in person

  6. Toz says:

    Douchebag levels way too high.

  7. Fnarf says:

    His hair is magnificent, and it’s nice of you to put it all together in this tribute. That joker Scharner’s not in his league. I love watching him play, too; I hope we can hold onto him for a few years before he departs to a better league.

    I see I have an impersonator at comment #5 above; that’s not me. I’m Fnarf, not that other guy.

  8. Franf says:

    that is not horror hair. looks creative and neat.

  9. Wilson says:

    At least he has hair, Rooney would kill for hair like that.

  10. Fnarf says:

    I hope you enjoyed your subway 2 for 1. I know I did…

  11. dasdafsaf says:

    Why is he trying to look like Cristiano and Neymar?

  12. McFly says:

    His hair is awesome, what the hell are you talking about?

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  14. boogie98 says:

    his hair is piff

  15. scoobert says:

    One year later and it still is horrible.

  16. Jarren says:

    OH HAI 2013 ARTICLE.



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