Horror Hair: Would You Just Look At The State Of Joey Barton These Days?

Chris Wright

11th, February 2014


By Chris Wright

Joey Barton, as is…


And, yes, that’s a cheeky little half-ponytail knot he’s rocking back there. Doesn’t he look all ‘continental’?

Well, no. Indeed, to regurgitate a quip we made on Twitter; he looks like he’s wearing one of the oil-slathered seagulls they pulled out of the sea after the Exxon Valdez ran aground strapped to the top of his head…


(Image: @JacobSteinberg)

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