By Chris Wright
Ladies and Gentlemen, the first (but surely not the last) Horror Hair inductee of the World Cup: Nestor Pitana, the Argentinian referee who’s comb-over harks back to a simpler time; when the world was black and white and it was perfectly acceptable for balding men to have their pates look like something that was found smouldering in the rubble after an explosion at a taxidermists…
Yeesh. Patina really should take a leaf out of Italy midfielder Gabriel Paletta’s book and just shav…oh.
Blimey O’Reilly. We need two BICs, stat!
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