Horror Hair: Dani Alves’ Dreadful Copa Del Rey Final Offering Really Must Be Seen To Be Believed! (Photos)

Chris Wright

31st, May 2015

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By Chris Wright

So, we feel we need to talk about Dani Alves’ specially-selected hairstyle for the Copa Del Rey final…

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Let’s face it, alarm bells should always be set ringing when Neymar’s roadkill neo-mullet isn’t the most ridiculous hairstyle in any given photo.

What in the blaugrana blazes is that thing supposed to be? Looks like Alves is wearing vole turd as a badge of honour. He’s so fashion.

The reverse angle…

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Suppose it’s exactly what we should expect from a man who happily leaves the house looking like this of a morning…

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