Horror Hair: Dani Alves’ Dreadful Copa Del Rey Final Offering Really Must Be Seen To Be Believed! (Photos)

Chris Wright

31st, May 2015


By Chris Wright

So, we feel we need to talk about Dani Alves’ specially-selected hairstyle for the Copa Del Rey final…


Let’s face it, alarm bells should always be set ringing when Neymar’s roadkill neo-mullet isn’t the most ridiculous hairstyle in any given photo.

What in the blaugrana blazes is that thing supposed to be? Looks like Alves is wearing vole turd as a badge of honour. He’s so fashion.

The reverse angle…


Suppose it’s exactly what we should expect from a man who happily leaves the house looking like this of a morning…