Horror Hair: Philippe Mexes and his teeny-tiny pig-tails

Ollie Irish

3rd, October 2007


mexes%20pig%20tails.JPGRoma’s uncompromising central defender trapped in the body of a beach bum, Philippe Mexes, has Horror Hair at the best of times. The Frenchman’s greasy, peroxide-tinted long locks have been featured on Pies before. But last night’s match against Manchester United revealed a cheeky little addition to his barnet, which pushes him further up the Horror Hair stakes: pig-tails. Yes, Philippe now has little tiny girls pig-tails incorporated into his nasty hairdo.

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  1. Megan says:

    Oh Rob I don’t if I should laugh or cry!
    Poor you, must be the ugliest person on earth and more then likely bald already to hate so much Philippe. Or is it that you are so in love with him and in total denial and therefore you pretend to hate him?????
    You wish you had hair as beautiful as his and be as bold and creative to actually pull it off!
    Good luck in your next lifetime maybe then you will be a better person!

  2. victoria says:

    hes soooooooooooooooooooooooo UGLY