By Ollie Irish
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Ronaldo’s new ‘do:
What style do you think C-Ron asked for in the Madrid salon? My money’s on ‘Bickle Ladyboy’.
PS. Ronaldo loves going to get his hair cut, as it means he can look at himself in the mirror for one hour without feeling guilty.
By the way, pro-Real rag Marca dedicated a whole gallery and article to this ‘news’. Just to know.
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