Horror Hair Free Zone: Nigeria Olympic Squad

Ollie Irish

1st, August 2008

Coach judges dreads too distracting
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Do not expect any outstanding Horror Hair from the Nigerian Olympic team. The entire squad has been ordered to visit the barber’s for a short back and sides ahead of the Beijing games by 1960s dad team coach Samson Siasia. The strict disciplinarian is concerned that the Super Eagles players are devoting too much time to perfecting their dreadlocks instead of concentrating on events on the pitch. And – wait for it – he also claims his clean cut team will be more aerodynamic than opponents once they have had the chop! A sad state of affairs for the Horror Hair nation which brought us the likes of Taribo West.

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