By Ollie Irish
Neil Warnock paid a lot of money for this…
Just as beautiful as any Xavi pass or Ronaldo free-kick, I’m sure you’ll agree.
And the satirical version:
Any other business: Diouf’s new hairstyle, which echoes Jermain Defoe’s ill-judged Wembley arch…
Diouf has been making friends fast in Scotland, as you’d expect. After a coruscating Old Firm game on Sunday, which ended in a 2-2 draw, everyone’s favourite sewer rat called Celtic’s Scott Brown – a skilled wind-up merchant himself – a “nobody”; but then Brown did celebrate his goal by getting right in Diouf’s face.
Amazingly, Diouf didn’t spit at anyone.