By Chris Wright
With the kit being unveiled earlier today, we thought it high time to for Team GB at the London 2012 Olympics.
The only rules you have to abide by are the criteria for the actual selection: All players must be aged 23 or under as of January 1st 2012 (with the exception of a maximum of three designated ‘over age’ choices) and, perhaps more importantly, actually be British – English, Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish.
Members of England’s Euro 2012 squad are also going to be deemed ineligible, chiefly due to the fact that they’ll be completely knackered by August. Other than that, everyone else is fair game.
For example, fancy roping in Scholesy by twisting his pale nipples until he submits and signs up? Fine by us.
Here’s Pies’ stab at a gold-winning first XI, blending a dash of vibrant youth with a teaspoon of wily