By Chris Wright
WARNING: Do not make eye contact with this painting. It may steal your soul out through your tear ducts.
We’re not sure if this is some Dorian Gray thing or whether the Haitian Football Federation really did bestow this wonderful portrait uponst FIFA’s Grand Leader after he opened their brand new headquarters in Croix-des-Bouquets yesterday…
Anyone else getting cold shivers running down their spine?
(AP Photo/Dieu Nalio Chery)