By Chris Wright
In which we are treated to some engrossing footage from the ‘Sheep World Cup’, held recently in Nobsa, Colombia in anticipation of the real thing which kicks off in Brazil in just ten days’ time.
Fifty sheep were dressed up in the colours of Colombia and Brazil for a 25-a-side festival of ovine football - or munch away happily on the grass, whichever suits.
Don’t ask us how, but a goal was actually scored amid all that nonsense, meaning Colombia somehow beat Brazil 1-0.
(Video: Guardian Sport)