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Cougar Angela Merkel Would Eat Mesut Ozil Alive

By Ollie Irish

Snarl! Oh Angela, you hot cougar! She could just eat up smooth-chested Mesut Ozil. He wouldn’t stand a chance, poor little Galactico.

Back in the real world, German Chancellor Angela Merkel was congratulating Ozil and his Germany team-mates on their 3-0 win over Turkey in a Euro 2012 qualifier on Saturday. Germany top Group A with nine points out of nine. How very efficient of them.

Ozil scored against Turkey, which gifted football feature writers a whole bunch of colour, as the midfielder is of Turkish descent, although he was born in Germany.

Merkel: would you?


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Posted in Funnies, International football | 4 Comments »

By Ollie Irish on October 11th, 2010 in Funnies, International football. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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4 Responses to “Cougar Angela Merkel Would Eat Mesut Ozil Alive”

  1. mizman says:
    October 11, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Would need to be in a swimming pool of beer and not seen a womans face for at least 4-5 years before the thought would ever enter my small mind…

  2. MR. T says:
    October 11, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    ozil looks more like a woman than she does…

  3. WX says:
    October 12, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    lol MR. You would do Ozil then?

  4. jamjam says:
    October 13, 2010 at 7:42 am

    right then Lets get draw on ozil !! How many pints ? LOL @MR.T

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