By Chris Wright
Soooo…this guy showed up to cheer on Indonesia in their SEA (Southeast Asian) Games semi-final against Vietnam in Jakarta a couple of days ago and he bought what appears to be his talcum powder with him – though surely chafing isn’t going to be a problem when you turn up to a match in nothing but a slathering of red body paint and your pyjama bottoms?
This comes a few days after a Thailand fan showed up to the SEA Games in an utterly terrifying three-headed hat. The kind of headpiece that induces heart-attacks and lands small children in therapy for the rest of their lives.
Before you ask us about the red fellow and his slapdash talc application, it’s probably worth nothing that we have absolutely no idea what’s going on…again.
Excuse me, I need to take my eyeballs out and clean them. Nothing. Makes. Sense. Anymore.