Truly appalling football CDs – listen to your club’s top tune

Ollie Irish

8th, December 2006


Liverpool_cdThese are quite possibly the worst pieces of football merchandise ever! is selling this collection of ‘Football songs to sing and learn.’ The perfect Christmas gift for the music-loving football fan, right?

Unfortunately instead of just taking your £6, someone at FootballCD had the bright idea of letting you listen to a sample of what you get for your money before you buy. This is where the plan falls flat on its face, because I can’t imagine anyone buying these CDs having heard the samples!

Regardless of who you support, click to hear Liverpool, Newcastle, Bolton, Sunderland, Chelsea, Manchester United and Arsenal.

[Rob Parker]

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  1. Mumbo says:

    No Niall Quinn’s Disco Pants on the Sunderland CD.

  2. joe says:

    I could produce something comparable with a tape recorder, a pot and wooden spoon.

  3. Nick says:

    Just listened to the Arsenal one.
    ‘No one beat us for a season, shout it loud that’s the reason.’ ???
    That was really bloody terrible.

  4. Andrew says:

    Wow. Absolutely shocking. Having listened to all them, I have to say Bolton’s is the worst. Though, as an Arsenal fan, “No one beat us for a season…” made me cringe.

  5. dave says:

    just purchased the toon chants cd, and its great, its like a breath of fresh air all the songs are more upto date not like the old rubbish that just keeps getting churned out time after time i hope all the other albums are the same. and get rid of all the rubbish.