Lyon And Adidas Unveil New ’3D’ European Kit (Photos)
By Chris Wright
People of Earth, welcome to the future. As of next season, Lyon are going to be wearing a ’3D’ kit in their European games. Three dimensions. Up, Across and Back.
“But the very nature of our human perception of perspective renders all kits three-dimensional, it’s a basic concept,” we hear you cry, to which we say “Nay, this, friends…is different…this is REVOLUTIONARY!”
See? The bit between the nipples is like those posters of dinosaurs you used to pull out of comics? We are truly living in the World of Tomorrow.
Don’t you just love how Adidas seem to have free license to go completely beserk with Lyon kits? If it’s not 3D scribbles, it’s making OL’s shirts look like a pair of your Nan’s curtains.
Images: Todo Sobre Camisetas
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I really like that and I liked that old jersey you posted as well. More teams should try to be more individual
Nothing special.
That design really pops! Sorry for the awful pun.
First they gave us Clima-Cool, then they put a brain in Messi’s boots and now they’ve forever changed the way we think about depth perception! Take a bow Adidas, your innovation knows no bounds!!
So are all the players and fans going to have to wear 3D glasses the entire game to experience it? I do hope they get knocked out of Europe quickly before the novelty wears off.
this seriously belongs in the “”shit kits” section!
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