Lyon And Adidas Unveil New ’3D’ European Kit (Photos)
By Chris Wright
People of Earth, welcome to the future. As of next season, Lyon are going to be wearing a ’3D’ kit in their European games. Three dimensions. Up, Across and Back.
“But the very nature of our human perception of perspective renders all kits three-dimensional, it’s a basic concept,” we hear you cry, to which we say “Nay, this, friends…is different…this is REVOLUTIONARY!”
See? The bit between the nipples is like those posters of dinosaurs you used to pull out of comics? We are truly living in the World of Tomorrow.
Don’t you just love how Adidas seem to have free license to go completely beserk with Lyon kits? If it’s not 3D scribbles, it’s making OL’s shirts look like a pair of your Nan’s curtains.
Images: Todo Sobre Camisetas