Football GIF: Patrice Evra Wipes Arse With France Shirt, Gives It Cheeky Sniff!

By Chris Wright

Someone obviously hasn’t let South Africa go yet…

Oh Patrice, c’est dégoûtant!

Via our very favourite French footy blog, the ruddy brilliant Cahiers du Football

Posted in Funnies, GIFs, International football, Kits & fashion

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  1. Toz says:

    If I was the manager, I’d sack Evra. This is disrespectful. I don’t care if he shat himself à la Gary Lienker. You don’t wipe your ass with a kit which represents your nation.

  2. Jim says:

    It was clearly just lying under him and he pulled it out

  3. JT says:

    SCUM BAG!! Let him rot

  4. KKK says:

    Guess he likes smelling his own feces. Must of run out of TP.

  5. Johnson says:

    Is that not a towel he has picked up off the floor

  6. plops says:

    This is nothing more than sticking your nose under the quilt after a weapons grade fart to admire your handiwork. Or rather bottywork.

  7. Krsta says:

    One of the worst players against Iceland. Rightfully on the bench against Serbia. France don’t need him, at least not in the 1st 11. Shame Abidal is out.

  8. jayjay says:

    @Chris: You have gone up in my estimations after that Dave Chappelle/Rick James reference! Topman!

  9. Alex says:

    I can’t believe this guy got picked, he’s so anti-French.

  10. JayDoubleU says:

    Staging a mutiny in 2010 and now wiping his arse with the countries’ shirt!?!

  11. Jay says:

    Clearly not wiping his arse with it… People just love to hate

  12. BanditQueen says:

    Oh course he is wiping his backside on it and rubbing his nose on it. Have they no loos that he can use back inside as he is not playing and what about a hanky and hand gell!

    Just disgusting, just like his language and his general behavior. He is a trouble maker and always will be. He is a rebel and an idiot and a drama queen. Ban him for life.

  13. lordrt says:

    seemed more he’s pulling the shirt out after sitting on it and giving it a little “lips treatment” as a sign of respect

  14. julien le french says:

    hello british friends
    first sorry for m english,the french just love to talk and understand their own language,just because.
    I was just chocked when i saw that..Evra is a disgusting player,a “He is a trouble maker and always will be. He is a rebel and an idiot and a drama queen” like banditqueen said.After the 2010 world cup,i thought -and all of my friends did to- that evra was a old damned story in the team france.He spoke,played, just like a dumb.Always remember-all my fucking life on!!-the ways that is just let chicharito scored the second goals,durind the world cup again.I never understand how a pink men like him could be man.u captain,when scholles or giggs play at the same time on the field.Evra is a joke.

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