James Harper (Reading) Scary start to Sticker Sunday. Looks like a serial killer.
Nemanja Vidic (Manchester United) Jovial looking giant centre-back.
Marcus Hahnemann (Reading) American keeper with arty facial hair.
Tim Cahill (Everton) Greasy hair and greasy forehead.
Shola Ameobi (Newcastle United) Slightly gormless looking, but nice symmetry to the autograph.
MOST WANTED: Ledley King (Tottenham Hotspur) Pictured with his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth!
Luis Valencia (Wigan Athletic) Shiny Ecuadorian attacker.
Aaron Lennon (Tottenham Hotspur) Speedy Spurs scamp.
Ivar Ingimarsson (Reading) Looks a bit like a neo-Nazi.
Steed Malbranque (Tottenham Hotspur) Square-headed Frenchman.
Didier Zokora (Tottenham Hotspur) This pack is 50 per cent Tottingham.
STAR PLAYER: Joey Barton (Manchester City) England new boy and Frank Lampard’s best mate.
Aiyegbeni Yakubu (Middlesbrough) Big-boned Nigerian striker.
Al Bangura (Watford) Weedy Watford midfielder.
Papa Bouba Diop (Fulham) Slightly effeminate midfield stopper.
Jimmy Bullard (Fulham) Fishing champion and all-round legend.
Shaun Teale (Wigan Athletic) Long-sleeved shirt matches sticker background making him appear armless!
Tottenham Hotspur kits My first shiny kits. Got to be pleased with that.
Still no swaps after week three, which can’t be bad! Join us next week for more Sticker Sunday. [Rob Parker]