Alan Smith (Manchester United) Physio fodder with slightly dog-eared corner. Bad start!
Louis Saha (Manchester United) Looks like he borrowed Ji-Sung Park’s shirt for the photoshoot.
Teemu Tainio (Tottenham Hotspur) Cheerful Finn.
Hayden Mullins (West Ham) Ouster of Argentinian World Cup stars.
Chris Kirkland (Wigan) Unlucky England keeper.
Kalmah the Squid (Barraki Creeps From The Deep) Huh? There’s a weird sea creature in my football stickers! Apparently there are six of these to collect too. A timely reminder that I’m too old to be collecting stickers!
MOST WANTED: Yossi Benayoun (West Ham) My first swap! Any takers?