Shit Football Kits: Kansas City Wizards’ Radical Rainbow Waves, 1999/00

Chris Wright

23rd, January 2013


By Chris Wright

Conclusive proof that MLS was firmly behind the curve in football terms around the turn of the millennium, as it would appear that the level of their kit designs had just reached 1993 by European standards.

Take a look at the togs the Kansas City Wizards (now known as Sporting Kansas City) turned out in for the 1999/2000 season for example.

First up, their shockingly bad “c’mon kids, let’s learn primary colours” home kit…

Christ. It looks like a test card. However, if you thought the home strip was bad, get an eyeful of the away effort with it’s totally rad ‘rainbow wave’ detail…

Bleuurghh!! We think Alexi’s “what the hell is this garbage?” expression just about sums it up!

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