Lookin’ Good Sweetheart: What The Hell Did Alan Hutton Wear At His Mallorca Unveiling?

by Chris | 5th, February 2013

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By Chris Wright

We’re a little tardy to the party with his one but, as if it wasn’t bizarre enough that Alan Hutton was signing with Real Mallorca in the first place, what in the name of sweet little baby Jesus was he wearing at his unveiling a couple of days ago?

Looks like some kind of vulcanized bomb disposal suit/flotation device, or possibly a next-gen post-surgery dog cone collar whatsamajig.

Also, check out the silky ball-work he displayed in front of the Spanish press hoards…

The finest Glasgow has to offer.

Incidentally, Hutton’s only been in Mallorca a few days and they’ve already sacked their coach, Joaquin Caparros.

Co-inkydink?

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4 Responses to “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart: What The Hell Did Alan Hutton Wear At His Mallorca Unveiling?”

1. Eeny says:

   February 5, 2013 at 4:48 pm

   Flotation device? Neck pillow? Localised air bag to prevent damage to the lower brain stem? East 17 tribute band? Michelin Man’s vulva? New Dr. Dre headphone design? The possibilities are endless.

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2. jojo says:

   February 5, 2013 at 10:28 pm

   yeah, the meaning of ‘co-inkydink’ at Urban Dictionary may be unintentionally fitting for Hutton and his sense of fashion.

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3. Hootie says:

   February 6, 2013 at 1:20 pm

   http://jezebel.com/5981853/15-winter-coats-that-look-like-female-genitalia/gallery/1

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4. matty says:

   February 6, 2013 at 4:50 pm

   Darth Vaders travel pillow?

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