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Shit Football Kits: Boca Juniors Keeper Carlos Navarro Montoya And His ‘Cartoon Truck’ Eyesore, 1996/97

By Chris Wright

Believe it or not, this is quite a flattering photo of former Boca Juniors goalkeeper Carlos Navarro Montoya, a man who is known as “El Mono”, i.e, “The Monkey” in Argentina for obvious reasons – largely because he looks like the unholy, partially-mutated three-way lovechild of Nick Cave, Mark Knopfler and Wolf from Gladiators.

That said, there’s absolutely nothing flattering about the baggy yellow kit he wore throughout the 1995/96 season which featured, among a cavalcade of assorted eye-blitzing colours and shapes, Montoya himself driving a big pink cartoon lorry on the chest…



In-keeping with the general style, the socks were pretty rancid too…


Praise the lord, it was also available in white…


Yucky poo poos!

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Monterrey’s Giant Alien Head GK Kit
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Japan Make Kit From Old People’s Home Bedspread

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By Chris on June 4th, 2013 in Featured, Horror Hair, Kits & fashion, South America. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “Shit Football Kits: Boca Juniors Keeper Carlos Navarro Montoya And His ‘Cartoon Truck’ Eyesore, 1996/97”

  1. Sjakie Meulemans says:

    Those socks really complete the image. One of the most awful things I’ve come across. Today.

  2. Jake says:

    The shorts are so hiked up I thought I saw the monkey’s banana

  3. Mr Sensible says:

    This kit is awesome!

  4. usrick says:

    Congratulations – you actually found something uglier to show than Liverpool’s hideous new third kit.

  5. Never realised that Chris Coleman played in goal.

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