Shit Football Kits: Boca Juniors Keeper Carlos Navarro Montoya And His ‘Cartoon Truck’ Eyesore, 1996/97

Chris Wright

4th, June 2013

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By Chris Wright

Believe it or not, this is quite a flattering photo of former Boca Juniors goalkeeper Carlos Navarro Montoya, a man who is known as “El Mono”, i.e, “The Monkey” in Argentina for obvious reasons – largely because he looks like the unholy, partially-mutated three-way lovechild of Nick Cave, Mark Knopfler and Wolf from Gladiators.

That said, there’s absolutely nothing flattering about the baggy yellow kit he wore throughout the 1995/96 season which featured, among a cavalcade of assorted eye-blitzing colours and shapes, Montoya himself driving a big pink cartoon lorry on the chest…

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In-keeping with the general style, the socks were pretty rancid too…

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Praise the lord, it was also available in white…

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Yucky poo poos!

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Argentina’s Mind Bending Copa America GK Shirt

Monterrey’s Giant Alien Head GK Kit
Jaguares’ Outlandish Jaguar Print Retina Destroyer
Kansas City Wizards’ Radical Rainbow Wave
Clydebank’s Drippy ‘Wet Wet Wet’ Kit
Japan Make Kit From Old People’s Home Bedspread

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