New Warrior Football Boots Feature ‘Gloryholes’ For Use In ‘Sticky Situations’

Chris Wright

17th, June 2013


By Chris Wright

From the same company that bought you Liverpool’s new hallucination-inducing away and third strips, Warrior’s brand new Gambler boot line includes, along with other nonsense features such as “outsider zones”, “ace plates” and “loaded decks”, state of the art “gloryhole” technology – specifically designed for use in “sticky situations”…



Before you go thinking this is some kind of spoof being circulated by an irked Liverpool fan with an axe to grind and ready access to Photoshop, this is all taken from Warrior’s official site.

Apparently Tom Ince is signed up to endorse them. We ain’t saying nowt.

(Via Dirty Tackle)