Brynjar Gunnarsson (Reading) Icelandic international with a lopsided smile.
Al Bangura (Watford) Swap!
Matt Jackson (Wigan) Duracell-fuelled centre-back.
Carlos Tevez (West Ham) In-form swapsie.
Gary Teale (Wigan) Another swap. Nightmare pack.
Liverpool kits Shiny Scouse shirts.
Hossam Ghaly (Tottenham) Here we go again. Another swap.
Ashley Cole (Chelsea) Sob, sob. Another swap.
Daniel Agger (Liverpool) Woohoo! Something to stick in. Liverpool’s Great or at least above average Dane.
Zat Knight (Fulham) Back to form with another swap.
Wayne Routledge (Fulham) Probably spent a week perfecting his smirky pose.
STAR PLAYER: Emile Heskey (Wigan) Not only a massive overstatement, but also a swap.
PACK 3 (Fingers crossed for no swaps!)
Ian Walker (Bolton) So much for the no swaps plan. Damn you Ian Walker and your flowing blond locks.
David Thompson (Portsmouth) This is a fix! Swap.
Marcus Hahnemann (Reading) S.W.A.P.
Didier Zokora (Tottenham) What’s that? A swap, you say? Shocking.
Jason Brown (Blackburn) Jason Brown you are a legend (until you turn up in another pack next week).
Watford kits Soon to be relegated Diadora apparel.
Swap shop (or should that be supermarket?):
Yossi Benayoun Most Wanted
Frank Lampard Star Player
Frank Lampard Most Wanted
Emile Heskey Star Player