By Chris Wright
This chap here is 35-year-old Andrew Canavan and he, as you might have already guessed, is a Newcastle fan.
In fact, Andrew is such a massive Toon fan that he recently paid a shade over £150 to have the club’s crest specially etched onto his custom-made glass eye to bloody well prove it…
There’s a “why aye/eye man” pun in there somewhere, but we’re going to rise above it.
(Via ITV Football/Photos: North News & Pictures)