Shit Football Kits: St Mirren’s Garish New Strip Should Probably Come With An Epilepsy Warning (Photo)

By Chris Wright

The club which currently employ Mr Eric Djemba-Djemba, SPL side St. Mirren, have today released their new home kit for 2014/15 – a cheap and nasty-looking strip so garish (despite being almost entirely monochrome!) that it should probably come with an epilepsy warning…


We suddenly feel a bit…*eugh*


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  1. Ron says:

    I’m going to have to be clear hear: a full “sleeve” of tattoos connotes total fucking douche, man, woman or other. When I see someone with one I’m happy to decide I can, in fact, judge a book by the cover. You’re either too aggressive for my liking, or, too shallow to have a personality that you care to use as your connection to other people.

    Fucking wankers.



    You need to get a life pal

  3. Packy says:

    Get fucked Ron

  4. thekaratesuit says:

    you’re right Ron, full “sleeves” are supposed to be built up over years of ever diminishing arm space. do you think the undertaker ever went into a tattoo shop after a session on the sunbeds with his mrs and asked for a full sleeve, of basically meaningless designs so it can all be uploaded to facebook?

    fucking wankers indeed mate

  5. saitbazza says:

    looks like a barcode!

  6. Davie Dee says:

    And what does Gregg Wyldes tattoos have to do with this horrible top? If he wants to have a full sleeve then that’s his choice.

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